A guy spends 6 years injecting his penis with silicon. This is the result...


I sometimes refer to it as The Blob



Imagine whipping that out at the urinal!



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EsterC   
United States,  United States

7:36am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010

Seeing that makes me want to inject silicone into my eyeballs so that I can evoke an expression commensurate with the subject.

danmyutosh   
San Jose,  United States

3:33am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 

danm you tosh, danm you. you got me again you phugger, i can't seem to learn my lesson.

hoyt   
Tulsa,  United States

3:18am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 

holy f*!k!!! thanks tosh

Thomas   
Ellendale,  United States

2:37am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 

WHY?!

Dan rm tosh fan   
Fredericksburg,  United States

1:23am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 

That's fucking delicious =/

no way   
Memphis,  United States

1:12am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 

he will never get any pussy

jb   
Lawrenceville,  United States

11:54pm on Friday, January 15th, 2010

Well that cant be healthy!

kelly ursulak   
Vancouver,  Canada

5:22pm on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

he must have had a smile to do something like that what else why would he do it plus he looks like a fag..maybe his boyfriend likes that big soccor ball in his ass.

tater   
Wareham,  United States

10:41am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

Looks like a puss bubble!

Ty   
Hurst,  United States

8:18am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

Ok... @ xst, i watched with the volume muted. [i foolishly thought the video would b self-explanatory] It's safe to say the bottom mass are the balls, but the upper mass that's allegedly his dick seems to be curled to the right in a ringworn-like "C" shape. Where's the pee-hole?
Finally, i LISTENED TO THE AUDIO!! He described the topography of his ill formed Fraken-cock by pointing out the sole bit of useless information... the slight crease on the top of his "blob". Nevermind the fact that his junk opens up from the side like pac-man!! Thanks Tosh. I'll send u the bill from my optometrist a... read more »

vinciryan   
Akron,  United States

6:03am on Friday, January 15th, 2010

IMAGINE JERKING THAT OFF!!!

CactusHeart   
Los Angeles,  United States

5:51am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

I guess this guy is fine with the idea of never having intercourse again...not with a HUMAN anyway.

SweetChik   
Ardmore,  United States

5:46am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

WTF forget fucking ever again, and jacking off he'll have to use both his hands and a couple of friends hands. lol thanks tosh I think this guy and the guy with the 2 inch penis from efuckt should meet lol

Aaron   
Longmont,  United States

5:42am on Friday, January 15th, 2010

Why does it keep playing over and over!

The wild one   
Peoria,  United States

5:31am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

What does he feed it? mice? cats/ small children?

Dane   
Peoria,  United States

5:01am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

I gotta say. Impressive
It takes balls to do that... Balls the size of softballs o.o

Chuck   
Girard,  United States

5:00am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

Frackin hilarious. If this guy can't screw ever again, he deserves it. Wanna meet the girl who can deepthroat that monster....then again....scratch that.

pantythug   
Round Rock,  United States

4:46am on Friday, January 15th, 2010

it looks like a sleeping buddha.

S. Bubba   
United States,  United States

2:34am on Friday, January 15th, 2010

This guy needs to do a porn video with 2 girls, one cup and a goat before he gets gangrene and that thing rots off.

Erika   
Birmingham,  United States

2:27am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

Damn my curiosity!!! No wonder that cat died.

Swifty   
Richmond,  United States

2:25am on Friday, January 15th, 2010

y would u even do that no chick is gunna wunt that but then again chicks out their eat their own shit but good luck on findin that chick that shits nasty lookin imma go hurl now

Archie & Angela   
Reading,  United States

2:04am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

That is the most disgusting thing ever. Holy fuck balls!! Forget sex ever again for that guy, no girl would ever touch that thing.

Savvie   
Mccall,  United States

2:03am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

...I don't think it's going to fit D:

Heather   
Hillsboro,  United States

1:54am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

wow. i wish tosh hadn't mentioned this. im scared. WHY???? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT????

tosh.o veiwer 1   
Frederick,  United States

12:24am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

holy shit i wonder like if he could put his hand in his dick hole

bigdogg43213   
Columbus,  United States

10:27pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

We still would never touch the sides of Jenna Jameson pussy

toshyfan#1   
Keaau,  United States

10:24pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

I see this guy in some crazy porn video... DISGUSTING!!!!

siobhan   
Naugatuck,  United States

10:24pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Omg how does he have sex with that thing? why would you do that to yourself? How does Tosh find this shit?

WTF   
Milpitas,  United States

9:53pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

WHY OH WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??? I WOULDEN'T TOUCH THAT WITH A x0 FOOT POLE!!! HOW DO YOU FUCK WITH THAT THING? THANKS TOSH!!

Curious   
Fredericksburg,  United States

9:47pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Hahahaaaa Tosh.0 never fails to crack me up! What the heck was this guy thinking? Can he even tell if he gets an erection? LAWLS

Nick   
Punxsutawney,  United States

9:20pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Why Tosh?...... Why?.

RipVic   
Richmond,  United States

8:30pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

o thats gross. I wondered how big it is hard.

RandomJack   
Twin Lake,  United States

8:04pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Thanks Tosh, really...nightmares for life. Disturbing. Complete fan of yours, Tosh...and you have never let me down on odd things to look up on the internet.

Hmmmm   
Willard,  United States

7:55pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

I consider myself a straight guy, but even I wanna touch that!

WTH   
Naples,  United States

7:53pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Wow, I can see why this got Tosh's attention.... Gross

Naomi Sue   
Mobile,  United States

7:14pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Wow Really? Speechless, I mean there's no such thing as an attractive penis, but this one tops the list of uglies. . .

MsTammy71   
Montello,  United States

5:43pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Disgusting! Totally made my day! LMFAO

Mikko   
Helsinki,  Finland

4:41pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010

just imagine him in the full-body scanner at the airport...he'll bend over every single time. awesome

CHARLIE   
Spring Lake,  United States

3:26pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

I KNOW MANY WOMAN WILL WANT IT THEY LOVE BIG AND MANY VAGINAS CAN HANDLE IT.

Gabe Ventura, CA   
Glendora,  United States

1:04pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

I've seen worse. How does he fuck?

Jacob   
Ocean Springs,  United States

9:41am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Someones an Idiot, Really? He needed to go that far? Lol I wonder how hard it is for him to walk around or sit down, I wonder if he can literally sit on his own balls and be comfortable about it Lmao, The BLOB is really not going to get laid for a long time.

El Duderino   
Glendale,  United States

9:30am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

So THIS is what Howie Mandel does with all of his "Deal or No Deal" money...

No deal Howie...no fucking way!!

Blob   
Oakland,  United States

8:01am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

If you kicked him in the balls would it feel like a dodge ball? I want to take a needle and poke it, to watch all the shit spray out of it.

iscsniper   
Hesperia,  United States

7:55am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

o look ma. i found timmy. hes hidin in that mans underware.

TJ   
Saint Clair Shores,  United States

7:45am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Holy fuck! Thats... what the fuck was this guy thinking?!

Ryder   
Clover,  United States

7:44am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

One sick puppy!

ummmmmm   
Monroe,  United States

7:34am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

what in the world is this guy thinking?? i wonder if it still works? how can he get enough bloodflow to the organ for it to work without having a heartattack, and does it get erect? geez the things people do

tosh.0 viewer   
Honolulu,  United States

7:31am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

jesus h. christ....
I don't know what else to say...

mIphoenix   
United States,  United States

7:12am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Would you ever date someone with elephantitus of the nuts? You'd have to sit in the back cuz his nuts would ride shotgun...

LMFAO

Smitty   
Gilbert,  United States

6:57am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Goddamn Tosh you fucking fuck!


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