A guy spends 6 years injecting his penis with silicon. This is the result...


I sometimes refer to it as The Blob



Imagine whipping that out at the urinal!



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WTH   
Naples,  United States

7:53pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Wow, I can see why this got Tosh's attention.... Gross

Naomi Sue   
Mobile,  United States

7:14pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Wow Really? Speechless, I mean there's no such thing as an attractive penis, but this one tops the list of uglies. . .

MsTammy71   
Montello,  United States

5:43pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Disgusting! Totally made my day! LMFAO

Mikko   
Helsinki,  Finland

4:41pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010

just imagine him in the full-body scanner at the airport...he'll bend over every single time. awesome

CHARLIE   
Spring Lake,  United States

3:26pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

I KNOW MANY WOMAN WILL WANT IT THEY LOVE BIG AND MANY VAGINAS CAN HANDLE IT.

Gabe Ventura, CA   
Glendora,  United States

1:04pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

I've seen worse. How does he fuck?

Jacob   
Ocean Springs,  United States

9:41am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Someones an Idiot, Really? He needed to go that far? Lol I wonder how hard it is for him to walk around or sit down, I wonder if he can literally sit on his own balls and be comfortable about it Lmao, The BLOB is really not going to get laid for a long time.

El Duderino   
Glendale,  United States

9:30am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

So THIS is what Howie Mandel does with all of his "Deal or No Deal" money...

No deal Howie...no fucking way!!

Blob   
Oakland,  United States

8:01am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

If you kicked him in the balls would it feel like a dodge ball? I want to take a needle and poke it, to watch all the shit spray out of it.

iscsniper   
Hesperia,  United States

7:55am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

o look ma. i found timmy. hes hidin in that mans underware.

TJ   
Saint Clair Shores,  United States

7:45am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Holy fuck! Thats... what the fuck was this guy thinking?!

Ryder   
Clover,  United States

7:44am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

One sick puppy!

ummmmmm   
Monroe,  United States

7:34am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

what in the world is this guy thinking?? i wonder if it still works? how can he get enough bloodflow to the organ for it to work without having a heartattack, and does it get erect? geez the things people do

tosh.0 viewer   
Honolulu,  United States

7:31am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

jesus h. christ....
I don't know what else to say...

mIphoenix   
United States,  United States

7:12am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Would you ever date someone with elephantitus of the nuts? You'd have to sit in the back cuz his nuts would ride shotgun...

LMFAO

Smitty   
Gilbert,  United States

6:57am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Goddamn Tosh you fucking fuck!

DART   
Tualatin,  United States

6:55am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

holy shit. not even cool yo.

The blob =D   
Sumner,  United States

6:53am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

How has this guy not killed himself already? AND WHY DOES HE SOUND SO PROUD OF IT! WTF AHHHH!

Arron   
Chino Hills,  United States

6:52am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Lmfao thats siiiick
thanks Tosh

vic   
Lakewood,  United States

6:48am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010

fuckin tosh, thanks a bunch...curiosity did kill the cat.

ToshFan   
Sparta,  United States

6:33am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Toshy thanks for making me so curiousi had to see that fucking disaster which will be in my nightmares tonight. I odnt htink its fake, its too freakin weird. What the hell is he going to do with that thing now..? Forget fucking ANYONE, i dont even think he can jerk off!

master of impertinence   
Hillsboro,  United States

6:32am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Does it work still? And what can you fuck if/when it does get up?

drzoo   
Dayville,  United States

6:22am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

can he still get a boner??????

Brandon   
Conway,  United States

6:10am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010

The scrotum is actually bigger than the penis. Why did he shoot is scrotum full of silicon? But then why did he do any of it. I wonder if he has any difficulty urinating. Must be something very unusual going on in his head.

your sister   
Colleyville,  United States

6:06am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

fake

Chris   
United States,  United States

5:57am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

..and for what purpose??

brandon   
Jamestown,  United States

5:55am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

lmao i seen this on tosh.0... this is disgustin ughh...

jessy   
Grand Rapids,  United States

5:52am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

thanks tosh, you're a sick fuck! must.. send ..to friends. watch and discuss tv at its best

Fuck me sideways   
Elk Grove,  United States

5:46am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Wtf man wtf y? yyyy???

Daniel   
Canton,  United States

5:33am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Holy shit balls....

dutchboy62   
Arlington,  United States

5:32am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Alas, it was inevitable. I've finally found a man I can't swallow!

OMFG   
Woodstock,  United States

5:32am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010

what the fuck was that thing?!?!?!?!?!

Dahak72@yahoo   
Campbell Hall,  United States

5:30am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Ohhh My God! What the fuck would you do that for? Thanks Tosh. I'm gonna have nightmares now...

yoshi   
Copperas Cove,  United States

5:28am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

wow...why the fuck would u want to do this to yourself. that is sick dude. how do u move around with that thing. this is sick and u are fucking dumb. have fun touching the blob cuz no woman will

steve   
Lakeview,  United States

5:25am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

holy fucking shitb

Chellycc001   
Huntsville,  United States

5:14am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Dude...double you tee effe???!!
Tosh....ur awesome!

kat   
Memphis,  United States

5:12am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

well i gotta say being xx watching comedy central's toch.o and being curous about this was a bit interesting and alot of ppl made sum interesting questions.
i mean rlly can u still fuck with that and wat does it look like wen erect. then again i rlly dont care and dont rlly wanna see,ive seen enough,so yea thank u daniel tosh for the wonderful image now burned in my brain

Fucknut   
Devon,  United States

5:12am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Most guys like pussy. This guy likes elephant

dw   
Fairfax,  United States

5:10am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

um . . . can this thing enter ANY orifice? Would I like to hold it? WTF? It needs a pin prick - no pun . . . Tosh, I hate you.

Anonymous   
Houston,  United States

5:09am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010

thanx tosh .0

Outlier   
Citrus Heights,  United States

5:08am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

He's done it... He has created the world's first functional mangina.

An underwear Bomb may actually work with this faggot

Lalahaha   
Richmond,  United States

5:07am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Thank you, Daniel Tosh.

WTF!!   
Hillsborough,  United States

5:04am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

wtf does it look erect? like a skyscraper

Brett   
Chesterland,  United States

5:01am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Damn you Daniel Tosh

OMG WTF   
Canonsburg,  United States

4:56am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

SHIT FUCK! FUCK! UGHH that's fucking hilarious! hahahaha

jeyge   
Rochester,  United States

4:43am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

and u did this why....

twitter.com/demiroquai   
Ladera Ranch,  United States

4:41am on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 

Howie Mandel is awesome.

jkld   
Tijuana,  Mexico

5:18am on Tuesday, January 12th, 2010 

question here is..
he could fuck?

bella   
Brooklyn,  United States

4:53am on Thursday, January 7th, 2010 

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Brian   
Santiago,  Chile

3:21am on Thursday, January 7th, 2010 

WTF!!!!! fuck men!!!


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