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Tosh sent me here
Austin, United States | 5:26am on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010 |
Fuckin hell Tosh. Fuckin hell. |
what
San Antonio, United States | 5:19am on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010  |
the FUCK?!?!? |
Summer
South Burlington, United States | 5:10am on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010 |
He's a homosexual, morons, so he wouldn't even want it to touch a vagina. This is from a longer documentary, and he talks about being gay in the longer video and having to go without putting it into guy's anuses anymore. He also injects his lips, they look so goofy when he tries to speak, they don't look good at all (not that his wiener looks good either). He says that he's enjoyed this experience long term, and that's better than the xx minutes of getting to pork some young guy in the butt that he normally would get. |
Tony
White Plains, United States | 5:31pm on Monday, January 18th, 2010 |
What the fuck are you gonna do with a penis that big? A girl can't suck it. It won't go into the pussy. You can even masturbate with it. |
Intron Tessius
Garland, United States | 1:28pm on Monday, January 18th, 2010  |
Oh, and JJ... this isn't gay, it's psychotic. If you can't draw the distinction, guess what?! You're psychotic too! :) |
Stephen Daedalus
Cambridge, United States | 1:25pm on Monday, January 18th, 2010 |
here's a hint Gabe Ventura... he DOESN'T! lol |
JJ
Venice, United States | 11:32am on Monday, January 18th, 2010 |
It is weirdo freaks like this that give gay guys a bad reputation. Watch the whole video on another site. This is why I am a homophobe. |
Holy...fuck.
Abingdon, United States | 8:58am on Monday, January 18th, 2010  |
I have a horrible feeling if you leave it hanging too long it might rip from the fucking body.. |
Eduardo
United States, United States | 7:56am on Monday, January 18th, 2010  |
i cant tell the difference between the sack and the dick and i want to poke it with a needle and see what happens |
big al
Lafayette, United States | 7:48am on Monday, January 18th, 2010 |
Damn that is ridiculous now I can say I have seen it all. I wonder how bad it would feel if someone were to kick him in the junk. I wonder what Tosch was looking for when he found this ;) lol |
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O Fallon, United States | 7:30am on Monday, January 18th, 2010 |
... how does that even work? but its got to be hilarious when he goes on dates. |
JizWicked
San Antonio, United States | 3:58pm on Sunday, January 17th, 2010 |
Omg.... Its Howie Mandel.... Please don't Touch me.... |
moil4gold49
Livermore, United States | 1:03am on Sunday, January 17th, 2010 |
Where does he go to pick up ladies? Outside the maternity ward at the hospital? That guy could cure post-partem depression! |
JD
Dallas, United States | 8:27pm on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 |
What does he do with it? |
wow
Durham, United States | 7:34pm on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 |
wtf wat can he do wit that.!! |
Leonidas
Eugene, United States | 9:45am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 |
How does he jerk? |
EsterC
United States, United States | 7:36am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 |
Seeing that makes me want to inject silicone into my eyeballs so that I can evoke an expression commensurate with the subject. |
danmyutosh
San Jose, United States | 3:33am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 |
danm you tosh, danm you. you got me again you phugger, i can't seem to learn my lesson. |
hoyt
Tulsa, United States | 3:18am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 |
holy f*!k!!! thanks tosh |
Thomas
Ellendale, United States | 2:37am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 |
WHY?! |
Dan rm tosh fan
Fredericksburg, United States | 1:23am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 |
That's fucking delicious =/ |
no way
Memphis, United States | 1:12am on Saturday, January 16th, 2010 |
he will never get any pussy |
jb
Lawrenceville, United States | 11:54pm on Friday, January 15th, 2010 |
Well that cant be healthy! |
kelly ursulak
Vancouver, Canada | 5:22pm on Friday, January 15th, 2010 |
he must have had a smile to do something like that what else why would he do it plus he looks like a fag..maybe his boyfriend likes that big soccor ball in his ass. |
tater
Wareham, United States | 10:41am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 |
Looks like a puss bubble! |
Ty
Hurst, United States | 8:18am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 |
Ok... @ xst, i watched with the volume muted. [i foolishly thought the video would b self-explanatory] It's safe to say the bottom mass are the balls, but the upper mass that's allegedly his dick seems to be curled to the right in a ringworn-like "C" shape. Where's the pee-hole?
Finally, i LISTENED TO THE AUDIO!! He described the topography of his ill formed Fraken-cock by pointing out the sole bit of useless information... the slight crease on the top of his "blob". Nevermind the fact that his junk opens up from the side like pac-man!! Thanks Tosh. I'll send u the bill from my optometrist a... read more » |
vinciryan
Akron, United States | 6:03am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 |
IMAGINE JERKING THAT OFF!!! |
CactusHeart
Los Angeles, United States | 5:51am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 |
I guess this guy is fine with the idea of never having intercourse again...not with a HUMAN anyway. |
SweetChik
Ardmore, United States | 5:46am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 |
WTF forget fucking ever again, and jacking off he'll have to use both his hands and a couple of friends hands. lol thanks tosh I think this guy and the guy with the 2 inch penis from efuckt should meet lol |
Aaron
Longmont, United States | 5:42am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 |
Why does it keep playing over and over! |
The wild one
Peoria, United States | 5:31am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 |
What does he feed it? mice? cats/ small children? |
Dane
Peoria, United States | 5:01am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 |
I gotta say. Impressive
It takes balls to do that... Balls the size of softballs o.o |
Chuck
Girard, United States | 5:00am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 |
Frackin hilarious. If this guy can't screw ever again, he deserves it. Wanna meet the girl who can deepthroat that monster....then again....scratch that. |
pantythug
Round Rock, United States | 4:46am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 |
it looks like a sleeping buddha. |
S. Bubba
United States, United States | 2:34am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 |
This guy needs to do a porn video with 2 girls, one cup and a goat before he gets gangrene and that thing rots off. |
Erika
Birmingham, United States | 2:27am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 |
Damn my curiosity!!! No wonder that cat died. |
Swifty
Richmond, United States | 2:25am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 |
y would u even do that no chick is gunna wunt that but then again chicks out their eat their own shit but good luck on findin that chick that shits nasty lookin imma go hurl now |
Archie & Angela
Reading, United States | 2:04am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 |
That is the most disgusting thing ever. Holy fuck balls!! Forget sex ever again for that guy, no girl would ever touch that thing. |
Savvie
Mccall, United States | 2:03am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 |
...I don't think it's going to fit D: |
Heather
Hillsboro, United States | 1:54am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 |
wow. i wish tosh hadn't mentioned this. im scared. WHY???? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT???? |
tosh.o veiwer 1
Frederick, United States | 12:24am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 |
holy shit i wonder like if he could put his hand in his dick hole |
bigdogg43213
Columbus, United States | 10:27pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 |
We still would never touch the sides of Jenna Jameson pussy |
toshyfan#1
Keaau, United States | 10:24pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 |
I see this guy in some crazy porn video... DISGUSTING!!!! |
siobhan
Naugatuck, United States | 10:24pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 |
Omg how does he have sex with that thing? why would you do that to yourself? How does Tosh find this shit? |
WTF
Milpitas, United States | 9:53pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 |
WHY OH WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??? I WOULDEN'T TOUCH THAT WITH A x0 FOOT POLE!!! HOW DO YOU FUCK WITH THAT THING? THANKS TOSH!! |
Curious
Fredericksburg, United States | 9:47pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 |
Hahahaaaa Tosh.0 never fails to crack me up! What the heck was this guy thinking? Can he even tell if he gets an erection? LAWLS |
Nick
Punxsutawney, United States | 9:20pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 |
Why Tosh?...... Why?. |
RipVic
Richmond, United States | 8:30pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 |
o thats gross. I wondered how big it is hard. |
RandomJack
Twin Lake, United States | 8:04pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 |
Thanks Tosh, really...nightmares for life. Disturbing. Complete fan of yours, Tosh...and you have never let me down on odd things to look up on the internet. |
Hmmmm
Willard, United States | 7:55pm on Thursday, January 14th, 2010 |
I consider myself a straight guy, but even I wanna touch that! |
